Dean and I have spent a long time on this earth accumulating things. Legend has it that I'm something of a pack rat already. So in lieu of gifts, please bring yourself and have a great time. If you feel especially compelled, we will take donations for a future honey moon, (I'll try to convince Dean he should do a money dance) but otherwise please just come and have a great night celebrating with us.
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